Penn Jillette, in the most recent issue of Regulation:

[Dean Cameron] is one of the funniest people I’ve ever met and, on top of that, he came up with the perfect piece of political performance art that you should try yourself the next time you fly. He had the Bill of Rights printed on pieces of metal the size of a playing card, and he sells them to flyers on his website, www.securityedition.com.

Get it? When you carry one throuhg airport security, you set off the pig’s wand.

“Do you have any metal in this pocket?”

“Oh, Yes, it’s my constitutional rights. Here you go, take them.”

And you hand it to them. That’s it. You don’t get arrested. It’s a personal piece of performance art.