From the Hit and Run comments:

Roberts: What is this?

Obama: My copy of the Koran. You are going to hold it for me while giving me the Oath, infidel. [tear swelling from his eyes] Oh my fallen brothers, the Great Satan is now ours!

or

Roberts: huh?

McCain: Hold it for me.

Roberts: what . . .

McCain: Hegel’s Phenomenology of Spirit. I am but the conduit of the Will of Amerika. Bombing of Iran starts in five minutes.

Do you think if enough fringey blogs start talking it up, we can get CNN pundits speculating on whether McCain was sworn in to the Senate on a copy of Phenomenology of Spirit?