Anyone else find it incongruous that the online ads for the dating service True.com invariably feature:
- Text referencing how they’ll help you find true love, and
- Visuals of D-cup cleavage?
Are they guaranteeing that they’ll find your soul-mate and that she’ll be stacked?
9 responses so far ↓
1 fling93 // May 13, 2005 at 3:11 pm
I’m sure they know that their potential audience merely thinks that their soul-mate will be stacked. 🙂
And gawd, that reminds me of that “Two Ds and and F” line from Family Guy!
2 Luke // May 13, 2005 at 3:23 pm
What’s so incongruous about that? BY DEFINITION my soulmate has to have big titties otherwise, she fails to meet the required criteria.
3 Ted // May 13, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Judging from the picture on True.com, it looks like this guy went in for the kiss with a big-tittied braud and she dissed him. Nice try True, I will stick to ten dollar hookers, with hairy breasts and meat curtains that look like those dangling cloth strips that take the suds off your vehicle at a car wash.
4 Kara // May 13, 2005 at 6:09 pm
What is a meat curtain? If ever there were two words that should never be uttered together…
5 Ray // May 13, 2005 at 9:09 pm
Like Luke, I just don’t see the problem.
6 Karol // May 14, 2005 at 3:54 pm
Wouldn’t she have to be to really be your soulmate?
7 Marie // May 14, 2005 at 6:30 pm
Has Luke expressed himself exactly? Perhaps he means to say that the quality of having huge breasts is supervenient on, but not constitutive of, soul mateness. (Am trying out new words from Phil 174…)
8 Jon H // May 14, 2005 at 11:09 pm
True.com is the one that does background checks.
I wonder if they also verify the photos for accuracy?
Actually, a dating service in which everyone had a verified recent photo would probably be more valuable than one which just checks backgrounds.
9 David T // May 15, 2005 at 8:49 pm
“True.com–they’re real and they’re spectacular!”