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Entries from January 2003

Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre

January 30th, 2003 · Comments Off on Live from the Ed Sullivan Theatre

So I fully expected the Corner crowd to fall over themselves in competition to fellate the president most vigorously after the SotU address, and they came through admirably, gushing at great length about all the lovely things “Bush said, with fire in his eyes.” I confess being a bit surprised by the enthusiasm of Andrew […]

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Deterrence Illustrated

January 30th, 2003 · Comments Off on Deterrence Illustrated

From Amptoons:

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I Knew She Looked Familiar

January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on I Knew She Looked Familiar

So about two weeks back, I saw my first and last episode of “Joe Millionaire” at Gene Healy’s – if you watched the show, you may have seen us with a bunch of young D.C. right-wingers sitting in his living room behind an overhyped correspondent during little promo clips Fox ran during commercials. Anyway, The […]

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Pro-Choice… on exactly one issue

January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Pro-Choice… on exactly one issue

The boss man delivers an old fashioned rhetorical whuppin’ to Democrats who make noises about individual choice when it comes to abortion, but don’t seem to think it’s all that important when it comes to, well… everything else.

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Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met.

January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Hi, I don’t believe we’ve met.

Well, this should be interesting.

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Must… Refrain… From… Punching… Monitor

January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Must… Refrain… From… Punching… Monitor

If, somehow, you still retain some glimmer of doubt that John Derbyshire is a complete and irredeemable piece of shit, don’t worry. Derb is working hard to remove all uncertainty. Update: But Agenda Bender notes that Derb doesn’t mind the neologism as long as “gay” is used as a term of abuse — as in […]

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Now That’s Multilateralism

January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Now That’s Multilateralism

Guess who’s chairing the next big U.N. conference on disarmament? I almost bust a gut laughing at this one; it’s up there with Libya on the human rights commission.

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Double Take!

January 29th, 2003 · Comments Off on Double Take!

Ok, I wasn’t sure precisely what Bush meant when he said: Seniors happy with the current Medicare system should be able to keep their coverage just the way it is. And just like you, the members of Congress, members of your staffs, and other federal employees, all seniors should have the choice of a health […]

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Not bad…

January 28th, 2003 · Comments Off on Not bad…

So does anyone else notice a lot of “sh” sounds creeping into Bush’s speech in odd places, like “Korean Peninshula?” I keep expecting him to to bust into a full-blown Sean Connery-as-Bond imitation and holler “Sho, Shaddam, I she you’ve been shtockpiling sharin gas! It won’t shtand!” Anyway, if you’re tuning in around 9:40, you’ve […]

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My Fellow Americans, the Bombing Begins in Five Minutes

January 28th, 2003 · Comments Off on My Fellow Americans, the Bombing Begins in Five Minutes

So I’ll be staying late at work this evening in order to provide our webfolk with an instantaneous count of proposals Manchild makes in his speech. For those of you too lazy to click, allow me to give you the Reader’s Digest version. Hi, the economy sucks. Since you saps have all been so infantilized […]

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